Your tits are I can't wait for
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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