The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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