I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
True strength comes from lack of pants
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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