Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
