make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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