What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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