Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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