What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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