he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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