Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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