I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I deserve this hangover.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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