Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
