i think i have herpe
just one?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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