I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
This toilet bowl is my home.
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