Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Randomize
