call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i used baking grease as lip gloss
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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