I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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