there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
