Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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