Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Randomize
