nut hugger
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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