You're my little dorito
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Two words: blizzard sex
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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