I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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