Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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