I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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