We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize