remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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