I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Send help, water and tortillas.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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