first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Let's paint friendship bongs
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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