My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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