your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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