I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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