thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Can you repeat that, but with context?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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