I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Please don't give away my fajitas
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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