So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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