I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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