i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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