Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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