i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
its not stalking. its research.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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