She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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