no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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