is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
