Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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