just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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