absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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