It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The beer is more important than you right now.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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