is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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