I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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