If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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