Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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