im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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