I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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