a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
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Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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