suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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