I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
is it fun? or sober?
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